princessofthemindpalace:

I love how Hannibal has been making cannibal jokes for 2 seasons and no one has noticed but as soon as Will starts making them Jack is like whoa there friend

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if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

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anthonystarrk:

#yoU THINK YOU’RE HOT SHIT DON’T YOU#well you’re right (via)

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

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daftpunkses:

Happy Easter! 🐰🍸
I heard when porcupines get cold
they huddle together for warmth
and then their quills stab each other and they run away.
I want to touch you like porcupines want to be softer
like kids want to be astronauts
like God wants that eighth day.
I want you like an eighth day —
the story no one wrote
so it doesn’t have to end
badly. Talia Young, “The Virgin’s Lament” (via writeyourheart-out)
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Talia Young - “The Virgin’s Lament”

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